Monday, April 19, 2010

The following is a list of things I want to do , but never will

Ride in a space ship.
Get on a work out regiment.
Stop smoking.
Read to an old person.
Drink less soda.
Wash my hair.
Renew my passport.
Finish paying off my library fines.
Vote in an election.
Write a movie called "Summer Time Dudes".
Go to Africa and help sick people.
Spend more time with my folks.
Make a dolphin my pet.
Hunt a human being.
Wake up before 10 am without an alarm.
Swim across something, maybe a channel of some sort.
Model flesh lights.
Fit into my old JNCOS.
Fight a retired circus bear.
Play a round of golf.